The saying “kids say the darndest things” couldn’t be more fitting—except, in this case, it’s what they drew! These unintentionally hilarious drawings offer a glimpse into moments their parents might have preferred to keep private. Here’s a collection of some of the funniest and most entertaining kids’ artwork you’ll ever see!
Chubby Problems
This early elementary exercise is a classic example of a child learning to write complete sentences, with a touch of honesty and creativity thrown in. While some context may be missing, the child completing the homework clearly decided to offer a candid response. When asked, “Who ate the most at the picnic?” the child wrote: “My dad. He is chubby. He has a problem.” Ouch. That’s certainly one way to highlight a potential weight issue—though the dad in question might have preferred that not be shared with the teacher or class. If there’s one thing you can always count on kids for, it’s their unfiltered honesty.
Chubby Problems
World’s Greatest… Farter?!
How adorable! A sweet, innocent child decided to make a card for his dad that proudly declared, “World’s greatest farter!”—until he crossed it out and corrected it to “father,” revealing his true thoughts with a dash of humor. It’s the perfect joke for dads, the undisputed champions of fart humor. Adding to the hilarity is the tiny illustration featuring a poisonous gas cloud complete with a skull and crossbones, driving the joke home. This budding comedian might just be on their way to becoming a future dad joke legend. If that’s the case, they’re certainly off to a stellar start!
World’s Greatest… Farter!
The Mom Fake Out
Like the previous card that began with sweetness and sentimentality, this one also takes a hilariously savage twist. “Thank you, Mom, for being wonderful, caring… and for not making your meatloaf anymore.” Ouch. Mom’s cooking must have been quite memorable—for all the wrong reasons—to earn a spot on this card. On reflection, it seems likely this was the work of a mischievous teenager—or perhaps a young kid with a deep dislike for meatloaf. Either way, we’re confident this mom appreciated the card regardless of the occasion. After all, her child still acknowledged how wonderful and caring she is, even if her meatloaf wasn’t a hit!
The Mom Fake Out
A Little Too Honest
Many moms might enjoy a glass of wine to unwind after a long, stressful week. However, this particular mom indulges a bit more frequently—enough that her child has taken notice. To her absolute horror, her child decided to share their mom’s fondness for wine with the entire class. Thankfully, if anyone can empathize, it’s probably a teacher. While it might not feel like it now, this will surely become a story to laugh about in the future. And who knows—maybe it gave the teacher a good chuckle in the moment too.
A Little Too Honest
All About Dad
This drawing captures a classic “all about dad” school assignment, where kids share their perspective on their parents. In this case, dad is the focus. When asked what dad does for a living, the child simply writes “employee”—a hilariously blunt yet accurate response. As for what dad enjoys, the answer is equally amusing: “drinking.” While it’s undeniably funny, it might also be a gentle nudge to reflect on how much time is spent enjoying that particular pastime if it’s the first thing that comes to mind for your child!
All About Dad
The Fart Files
This entry from the “fart files” takes a humorous turn, as a child has chosen to depict their mom in the act of letting one loose—certainly not your typical dad joke scenario. Given that moms tend to be a bit more sensitive about such matters, she likely wasn’t thrilled to see herself portrayed this way. Let’s hope this wasn’t one of those assignments proudly displayed on the classroom wall for all to see. While it might be embarrassing enough for the teacher to catch sight of it, having the entire school community—and other parents—share in the laugh would undoubtedly take the humiliation to another level.
The Fart Files
Ellen Lover
In this assignment, a child was asked to write about their parent and describe their daily life. While most kids might focus on careers—like their mom the doctor or their dad the mechanic—this child took a different approach, highlighting their mom’s leisure activities. According to their account, mom spends her days watching Ellen. While undeniably funny, we’re certain that, stay-at-home or not, mom does much more than lounge in front of the TV. Then again, who can resist Ellen?
Ellen Lover
Wine-tastic
When asked what their mom should do less of, many kids might suggest fewer punishments or less screen time. But one child had a unique response: mom should drink less wine. It seems they’ve noticed her frequent indulgence—perhaps a gentle nudge worth reflecting on. Still, the child lovingly drew her in a pink dress, surrounded by hearts and bright colors, capturing her beauty and warmth. Let’s just hope this little one keeps the details of “wine nights” out of school stories!
Wine Tastic
My Dad Is Eight
This one isn’t exactly a drawing, but it’s still absolutely hilarious. Teachers often have young kids fill out forms like these because their answers are always so entertaining. Take this example: a little girl thinks her dad is “8 years old,” says his favorite food is beer, finds him funniest when he farts, and loves going to the dollar store with him. It’s clear she has a sharp eye for her dad’s quirks, and there’s no doubt he got a good laugh when she brought this home. Hopefully, they framed it—it’s the kind of keepsake that will be delightful to look back on for years to come.
My Dad Is Eight
Mom Transformation
There’s nothing quite like being called out by your own kids, who see you at both your best and your worst. It’s easy to forget that little eyes are always watching—but they never miss a thing. This photo perfectly captures one hilarious example of that. The mom’s transformation is particularly spot-on, showcasing how she looks waking up in complete disarray—wide-eyed, with messy hair—to her glamorous “going out” look, complete with red lipstick, long eyelashes, and pink high heels. This kid absolutely nailed the contrast! We wouldn’t be surprised if this tiny critic has a future in comedy.
Mom Transformation
The Mommy-Daddy Difference
Evan created a lovely drawing of his mom and dad for his elementary school class. At first glance, it looks like a sweet family portrait—but there’s a humorous twist. Mom is surrounded by a cloud of “love,” while Dad has a very different kind of cloud around him. That’s right—another classic dad fart joke. There’s something about dads and flatulence that seems universally relatable. In most households, dads often hold the unofficial title of “most flatulent family member.” The teacher added to the humor by placing a sticker on the drawing that simply reads, “Wow!” A perfect response to Evan’s imaginative (and hilarious) artwork.
The Mommy Daddy Difference
The Evil Mom
Let’s hope this one didn’t make its way to school—it would definitely raise a few eyebrows. The child’s drawing features an “evil snake” that appears to have eaten an “evil mom,” who is then shown declaring, “I don’t like people!” Yikes. It’s clear this little one wasn’t too happy with their mom when they created this piece. Maybe they wanted a pet snake and mom said no? Whatever the reason, let’s just hope they moved past the idea of having an “evil mom” before submitting their next art project to class!
The Evil Mom
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Parents
This drawing appears to be from one of those kids’ menus handed out at restaurants to keep little ones entertained while waiting for food. Left behind for the waitress to discover, it’s undeniably amusing. The child sketched a wrestling ring, complete with a WWE logo, and labeled the two stick figures inside as “Mom” and “Dad.” It seems dinner wasn’t exactly peaceful—perhaps Mom and Dad were arguing, and to the child, it must have felt like they were in their own wrestling match. Or maybe the child is simply a devoted wrestling fan with a vivid imagination. Either way, the humor in this little masterpiece speaks for itself.
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Parents
Mommy Role Model
This child’s drawing gained massive attention online when it first went viral several years ago. At first glance, it appears to show a mom on a pole, with people handing her money—an interpretation that sparked plenty of laughs and assumptions. However, the original poster clarified the real story behind the artwork. The mom actually worked at Home Depot, and the drawing was meant to depict her holding a tool, possibly a shovel, while people shopped at the store. Whether or not this explanation holds up, one thing is certain: the teacher who received this drawing likely had quite the laugh at the mom’s expense!
Mommy Role Model
My Most Interesting Person…
A child was tasked with writing about the most interesting person in their life. While many kids might struggle to choose between their parents, this child made their choice with confidence: their dad. When asked why, they explained their mom was “more like a regular mom.” Not only did they select their dad without hesitation, but they also went out of their way to highlight what made him stand out—possibly going beyond the scope of the assignment. Hopefully, their parents have a good sense of humor, as this playful choice might spark some lighthearted rivalry at home!
My Most Interesting Person…
School Lunches Aren’t Up To Snuff
This kid is clever—no doubt about it. They’ve realized that simply asking their parents for better lunch options might not work, so they’ve devised a more strategic approach. By subtly hinting to their teacher that their lunches consist of nothing but stale Cheetos, they’re hoping the teacher will step in and raise the issue with their parents. It’s a calculated and impressive move, demonstrating a level of resourcefulness beyond their years. Honestly, you have to admire the effort. With this kind of ingenuity, they just might grow up to change the world.
School Lunches Aren’t Up To Snuff
Understand This Day
This son refuses to be overlooked, especially on father-and-son day. It seems his dad may have forgotten about the occasion and decided to sleep in a little longer than his son approved. Taking matters into his own hands, the boy left a semi-threatening note—complete with illustrations—to ensure his dad got the message loud and clear. Hopefully, the father didn’t let him down again, or the next father-and-son day might not go so smoothly.
Understand This Day
Dad And His “Friend”
This child seems to know more than he should about his dad’s extracurricular activities. While he innocently assumes it’s just a friend visiting his dad’s bedroom, adults might interpret the situation differently. On the bright side, the kid did manage to score some ice cream and candy in the process.
Dad And His Friend
Facebook Love
Ah, the ever-evolving generational challenge: social media. In a class project, one child created a comic strip that humorously captured some family dynamics. They wrote, “My dad is allergic to Facebook, but my mom loves it!” It’s an amusing observation, and it seems to reflect a common trend—many men steer clear of Facebook, while their partners remain deeply engaged in the social media world. It’s impressive that such a young mind paid enough attention to make this sharp and insightful comment about their parents. One can only wonder what social media will look like by the time this child grows up and navigates similar dynamics in their own life.
Facebook Love
Frankie The Freeloader
Poor Frankie—there’s a good chance he not only knows what a freeloader is but has probably been called one more than once. It’s even more likely one of his parents used the term. Of course, they probably didn’t mean it in a harsh or insulting way—after all, Frankie looks like he’s in kindergarten. Honestly, we’re not even sure what kind of assignment this is, considering most kids his age don’t typically have chores tied to earning an allowance. Chin up, Frankie—you’ve got this!
Frankie The Freeloader
C’mon Mom
If a child felt compelled to write a note asking their mom to “please stop burping poop” on their bed, things must have truly escalated. What makes this even more intriguing is the possibility that the note was left at The Carolina Inn, perhaps for an unsuspecting housekeeper to discover. While it’s clearly the work of a child, you can’t help but wonder what led to such an unusual plea—surely there’s a backstory that inspired it. We can only hope the mom has put an end to whatever antics prompted this for the sake of her kids!
C’mon Mom
You Go, Dad!
If this situation isn’t embarrassing for the kid’s father, it’s hard to imagine what would be. Fortunately, the child seems blissfully unaware of what’s happening, which is what makes the whole thing so amusing. The real mystery is why the child created this note and drawing in the first place—it feels like such a random thing to come up with otherwise. Perhaps it was their way of expressing themselves artistically, a way to cope with an unusual situation in their life. Maybe the dad stumbled upon it and decided it was time to tone things down a bit, for the sake of his child.
You Go, Dad!
Wow Miss Mac
It seems Miss Mac has made quite an impression if her students see her as someone they’d want to care for them in the absence of their own parents. In fact, it almost sounds as though they idealize her to the point of imagining her filling the emotional void of a lost mother. Hopefully, Nina’s mom never came across this sentiment, as it would undoubtedly be heartbreaking for any parent to read. Perhaps Miss Mac should have a gentle conversation with Nina to reassure her that while she deeply values their bond, no one can truly replace her real mother.
Wow Miss Mac
The Taking Boy
This picture leaves us questioning what’s truly happening. Is the artist portraying themselves as the “taking boy,” feeling alienated from their family? Or is Julian the artist’s alter ego, while the “taking boy” represents a strange, haunting entity that disrupts their family by taking from them? Either way, the image evokes unease no matter how you interpret it. We can only hope the artist is receiving the support they may need. Hopefully, this artwork has reached the attention of a teacher or parent who can address it appropriately.
The Taking Boy
Who Do You Live With?
While this child’s drawing could represent many things, there’s no denying it’s a bit unsettling. It’s hard to say whether kids are simply letting their imagination run wild or expressing something more serious. The figure in the top left bears a striking resemblance to Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas, so it’s likely just a playful piece of art. But if it’s not, someone might want to check in on this child and their home environment, just to be safe.
Who Do You Live With
Poor Mommy
At first glance, it might seem like life is all sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows for this little girl. But beneath the surface, things at home aren’t as perfect as they appear. While the story centers on the girl’s deep love for pudding, it subtly hints at the struggles of a possibly crumbling marriage. Thankfully, the girl seems blissfully unaware of the underlying tension, finding happiness in the pudding her mother lovingly provides. Perhaps tonight, her father will join them for dinner, and things might start to look brighter for the family.
Poor Mommy
Domestic Disturbance
This picture seems to hint at some significant challenges in this child’s home life, possibly reflecting issues between their parents. While children’s drawings can sometimes provide subtle insights into their family dynamics, this one is strikingly direct. Let’s hope the mother never truly attempted—or succeeded—in hitting the father with her car, though the smile on her face suggests she might have found humor or satisfaction in the idea. Of course, it’s possible this drawing is just a playful exaggeration, with the child making light of their family situation or perhaps trying to stir up some mischief.
Domestic Disturbance
This Is The Life!
Regardless of everything else, you have to admit this picture is downright hilarious. The artist appears barely old enough to spell, yet they’re already sharing their views on marriage. It’s amusing, but it also might reflect something about their parents’ relationship—perhaps they’re swearing off marriage before even experiencing a relationship themselves. That said, we can’t help but appreciate how joyful that stick figure looks embracing the single life. Maybe this kid is onto something after all.
This Is The Life!
“Vadca”
It says a lot when a child knows their mom’s favorite drink is vodka. For that to stick in a young mind, it’s probably a word they hear often. It’s also telling that the mom laughs when her child runs into a wall—perhaps she’s had a few vodkas herself, making everything seem amusing. Despite this, the child doesn’t appear to mind. Their favorite thing is hugging their mom, who, in their eyes, makes the best chili. Hopefully, tonight will be about less vodka and more of that famous chili they love.
Vadca
Harsh
This kid certainly didn’t hold back when talking about their mom. From critiquing her less-than-stellar cooking to accusing her of stealing their money, they left no stone unturned. They even went as far as blaming a bout of sickness on her cooking—arguably crossing the line. It does make us wonder, though, how much money this kid could possibly have for her to “steal.” Yet, despite the stream of complaints and accusations, they end the note on a heartfelt note, expressing love and appreciation for her, flaws and all. It’s a surprisingly sweet ending to an otherwise brutally honest critique, don’t you think?
Harsh
Thank You For Not Leaving Me In A Box
We’re relieved this child’s mother didn’t resort to leaving them in a box, but it does raise questions. Could this have been used as a threat before, or perhaps even happened in the past? Seeing this situation might make you question the mother’s approach to discipline, as placing a child in a box and abandoning them is far from an effective or appropriate strategy. It’s also possible the child believes their mother rescued them from such a scenario, which could explain their perception of her. Kids can have wild imaginations, after all.
Thank You For Not Leaving Me In A Box
A Daddy Skeleton
A child was tasked with drawing the anatomy of a skeleton, but their interpretation resulted in what they’ve called a “daddy skeleton.” While it’s a bit too anatomically accurate, perhaps it’s a gentle reminder for this dad to consider wearing a towel around the house. There’s certainly a point when treating your home like the Garden of Eden isn’t ideal—especially with young kids around. Interestingly, this drawing still made it onto the board, which suggests that none of the other kids noticed anything unusual about it either.
A Daddy Skeleton
Love You, Mom
Most mothers would agree—there’s nothing more touching than receiving a handwritten card from your children. Whether it’s for Mother’s Day, Christmas, or a birthday, it’s one of the most heartfelt ways to express love and appreciation. However, while these kids certainly gave it their best shot, it’s clear they had a slightly different message in mind. Few cards reveal someone’s true feelings quite like a child’s drawing of a stick figure flipping the bird. Where did they pick that up? Well, maybe Mom knows the answer…
Love You, Mom
The Wheels On The Bus…
This child was tasked with illustrating the song “The Wheels on the Bus,” but it seems their imagination took a very different turn. As a teacher, you might wonder if this reflects a lack of parental control over television content or if this phrase is simply common in their household. That aside, it’s hard to deny the artistic skill on display, even if the subject matter is a little unconventional. Perhaps this budding artist is just exploring their creative voice and developing their own unique style.
The Wheels On The Bus…
Money Makes The World Go Round
This adorable card was made by Shira for her Aunt, affectionately called “Tita.” In it, Shira expresses gratitude for her Aunt’s constant love and care. She also adds a hilariously candid observation, noting that her Aunt loves money. With the honesty only a child can deliver, Shira writes, “But I have none at this time, SORRY.” Instead of offering cash, she draws a clever emoji with money signs for eyes, along with illustrations of money. It’s a sweet reminder that, as they say, it’s the thought that counts. Shira’s heartfelt gesture shows just how much she cares for her Aunt—and if she had money to give, there’s no doubt she would!
Money Makes The World Go Round
It’s Important For Mom To Let Her Hair Down
It seems that wine has become a popular indulgence among many moms these days, and this story is another amusing entry in the “wine files.” In one classroom, the students share their daily news by writing about memorable events in their lives. For one little boy, the highlight of his day was playing with his friend Lucas—but he also made sure to note that his mom “got drunk.” While it’s likely she simply enjoyed a drink or two, the phrasing is undeniably entertaining. Even better was the teacher’s lighthearted response: “Oh goodness me. It’s important for mom to let her hair down once in a while.” Chances are, the teacher could probably relate to mom’s moment of relaxation!
It’s Important For Mom To Let Her Hair Down
The Dad Science Project
This child is at the stage in science class where they’re learning about solids, liquids, and gases. While they were probably old enough to know better, they still decided to take a humorous approach. For the “gases” section, they included a drawing of their dad passing gas. Technically, they’re not wrong—illustrating a gas isn’t exactly straightforward! Adding to the hilarity, the background features a figure, presumably the child, reacting in clear displeasure. We can’t help but wonder if they earned points for their creativity!
The Dad Science Project
The Scary Joke
We really hope this one is a joke. The caption alone suggests it was likely written by an adult. It reads, “Today I had a fun time mom and dad and the cat. Even the demon left us alone this time…” Yikes! Let’s hope this is just someone’s idea of dark humor and not an actual Poltergeist-like scenario. The “demon” in question bears a striking resemblance to the eerie figure from The Babadook, which makes it seem more like a twisted joke than a genuine concern. Still, imagine being a teacher and having a student turn in this drawing—there’s no doubt that would warrant a quick trip to the school counselor!
The Scary Joke
I’m A Freeloader
This kid certainly didn’t hold back, and honestly, we love the honesty. Deep down, we can all relate to the sentiment. At least there’s no doubt about where they stand when it comes to finding a job and supporting themselves. Maybe their perspective will shift over time, and they’ll take on a job or two—but who knows? For now, they’re enjoying the free ride, though it won’t last forever! Oh, what we wouldn’t give to have nap time back in our lives!
I’m A Freeloader
This Teacher Received A Lesson In English
When crafting questions for your classroom, it’s important to consider how they’re phrased if you’re looking for a specific answer. In this case, a student made a valid observation but was penalized with a -7 on the question. Hopefully, they knew the correct answer and simply decided to poke fun at their teacher’s grammatical oversight. Honestly, if we were the teachers, we’d be tempted to award a point or two for creativity—after all, the student technically isn’t wrong!
This Teacher Received A Lesson In English